Poor Nan was going to be as mad as an empty kettle when she saw that Pop had given the grandkids her best tablecloth and favourite lipstick because they wanted to dress up Fergus, their goat, like a princess.

Poor Nan was going to be as mad as an empty kettle when she saw that Pop had given the grandkids her best tablecloth and favourite lipstick because they wanted to dress up Fergus, their goat, like a princess.